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In Japan, Sony Vaio machines have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with their own Japanese haiku poetry. Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. A file that big? It might be very us . . . Rating: Email This Joke! Rate this joke! Q: How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was. Rating: Email This Joke! Rate this joke! Man "Haven't we met before?" Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man "Is this s . . . Rating: Email This Joke! Rate this joke!